when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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