Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
FUCK WHALES
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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