I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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