just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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