please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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