Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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