Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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