Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
