I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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