I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I will pee on everything he values.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
