careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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