doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
and she was petting her beer can
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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