i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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