we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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