A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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