ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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