i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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