Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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