Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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