S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
no you cant smoke seaweed
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Randomize
