One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
being pregnant is like rehab
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
