did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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