At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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