OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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