So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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