i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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