I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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