This girl is more easily done than said...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm having to shit out rocks
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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