Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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