he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
