Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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