do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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