Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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