First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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