Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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