these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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