Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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