just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize