dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
