i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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