Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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