Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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