All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
