Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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