if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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