i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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