It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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