The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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