it hurts more in the daytime
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I can't turn off my feet"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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