is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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