He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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