should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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