All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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